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the Crumbly Biscuit of Life

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Reads 163
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Parts 18
Time 43m

The book of demented bedtime stories, dreams, and school assignments. Each chapter is a new story. And many chapters are full of mysteries. 

     Enter the Kinky Vortex in this beautiful book. Read about the Rainbow Rape Gang, the Meth Dragons, the Nether Star, and more original characters. There are so many dimensions to see in this book. Start reading now!All Rights Reserved

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