new phone, who this?

you: hey, who this?

weirdo12345: i don't know, myself?

you: you are useless.

weirdo12345: ok.

you: new phone?

weirdo12345: fuck off, no.
read at 11:42pm

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i am confusion. i don't know if this story is supposed to be in a category that fits in mystery since ya don't know who the hell you are talking to is, a short story since um not, and i don't know what else.