Life With The Marauders

"James, your boyfriend is annoying me." I said.
James pretended to sigh loudly in annoyance, "Honey, stop being annoying, It's not your best feature." He fluttered his eyes at Padfoot.
"Oh, stop it!" Sirius said in a girly voice, "You know you love it, Shnookums!"
James put his head in Sirius' lap, "Oh, I guess I do, sugar."
I groaned. "You're both psychopaths, you know?"
"We prefer the term; creative." Sirius said, reverting back to his normal self.
"We'd make a great couple, by the way." James joked.
"We really would." Sirius agreed.

Raven Steele -- a perfectionist and all round sassy Slytherin -- and Tanis Steele, a stubborn and also extremely sassy Slytherin -- encounter their greatest challenge yet; attending seven years of school with a group of boys that seem to awaken every murderous urge they've ever had.