Big book of crack!
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Ongoing7m
Last published Sat, Apr 20, 2019
Are you havein a bad day? Need some good laughter? Need a way to wined down? Well let me tell you my friend what you need is not drugs or booze! NO WHAT YOU NEED IS JESUS AND BY THAT I MEAN SOME GOOD SHIT MEMES! FIVE TO SEVEN MEMES A CHAPTER AND UNLIKE MY OTHER WORK UPDATES EVERY FRIDAY! (P.S: I am not the creator of any of the memes I just have boss meme finder skillz XD)
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