The Greek Gods...and you as well.

So, ya know. The whole enchilada, better known as those 12 (14 if ya count Hestia* and Hades) peeps that lived in the sky a long time ago. You get to read some sh*t preferences from a history dork with no life. Capisce?

*some sources say that Hestia gave up her seat as an olympian for Dionysus. Others say it was vice versa.