Kermit the Frog Meme Appreciation Book
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This is literally just so I have some good content to post to keep you guys updated, cause I'm struggling with staying active and updating my klance books and I FUCKING LOVE KERMIT THE FROGGET!!!! ❤️💗💘💙💜🧡💛💕💝💞🖤💖💓💛💜❤️💙💗💓💜💕💜💝💚💗💗💘💛💓💜💞🖤❤️💗💚💕🧡💝💖💞💓💙💓💜💓💜💖❣️💞💘🧡💝❤️💕🖤💗❣️❣️❣️💓💜💞🧡💓💙💓💖🧡💕🖤💗❤️💓💜😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍 *that moment when you realize there are only so many hearts you can use to love Kermit the Frog* Anyway this is gonna be a book full of the funniest Kermit the Frog memes (to me at least) that make me die coughing and choke in my spit 😂😂😂 You know, the ones you keep going back to, even though every time you see it you laugh so hard your stomach starts to hurt and you literally collapse and have a seizure.
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