God is Satan
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‼️DISCLAIMER‼️
We are NOT satanist's nor do we hate god, this is all just make believe on behalf of our really fucked up imagination. We also have ZERO hate towards Kpop. So calm the frick down Brenda. It's just a joke.
There is ABSOLUTELY ZERO plot. We came up with this randomly and just went with it. Basically, it's about how God is disappointed in the human race and wonders where he went wrong. He made all the ugly people, all the food to eat and so on. Then he gets frustrated when people are not following what he had planned.
Meanwhile, Satan is living his good life with all the kpop idols and not having a care whatsoever. Satan made all the pretty people just to mess with god and his plan.
There is no specific POV. It's just going to be points of view from many of the people included in the story.
Yeah, that's literally what it's about. Is it going to be good? No. Is it going to be funny and weird. Hell yeah. Hold on to your wigs, because it's going to quit after this.
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