A Beetle's Burial
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Complete Thu, Oct 18, 201811m
Like most beetles, Bernie loves to play pranks, especially ones that make humans scream, but he's worried that he's too small to scare anyone. He's on a mission to prove to himself he can do it, but it might be harder - and more risky - than he expected.
(Targeted at a much younger audience, but still funny.)
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