Harley and Jokers little surprise
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Harley has a little surprise she's been hiding from her loving Puddin'... It's a ...BABY!! During an encounter with Batman Harley realizes that she doesn't want her baby to be raised by two of the craziest people in Gotham. So, she asks Batman for a huge favor.
"Can ya please take care of my baby Batsy... I want my baby to have the option of being normal." She pleaded
Author's note: This is my first fanfic so please bare with me. I'll try my best to make it interesting for you guys😊.
P. S if you have mean comments about my story please refrain from being too rude, I'm not saying you can't comment just please know I'm human and have emotions too thanks💖😁. Other than that enjoy!!
Warning: ( Might be a trigger for most, self- harm, violent content).
Also I don't own any characters other than Lilly Wayne aka Veronica Quinn. Credit to the owners of 'the Batman' which is DC.
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