I'm Just An Ordinary Guy! Nothing Else! [Scott Pilgrim X Male Reader]
You've been doing all right for the past couple of years.
You have great friends. You're pretty good at your living situation. No drama. No nothing. No anything.
But what if I said all of that bullshit to get your attention?
Come and kiss my ass as you go on to get the most bullshits of the bullshits!
You'll stick around with a dick up in your ass!