"Hello" "What is your reason for wanting to commit suicide?" "Everyone hates me, no one will miss me" "I have no one to live for" "Okay let me put you with someone" - "Hello?" Yes this is a suicide story and if it offends anyone please let me know. Suicide is DEFINITELY not a joke. If you do feel the need to commit suicide here is the number to call : 1-800-273-8255 If you don't want to call, you can always talk to me and I'm not just saying that. I've known a lot of people who tried but luckily they are still here with me. Alright let's get this story going shall we?