Life is a Death Road
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  • Reads 297
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  • Parts 7
  • Time 1h 27m
Ongoing, First published Oct 21, 2018
Life's a highway. Unless that highway is filled with zombies, then it's just a Death Road. 

Jaime lives alone in the midst of a collapsed country. Life is pretty boring - believe it or not - when there's no Internet, people to talk to, or anything to eat other than cold baked beans from the can. All Jaime can do to fill his free time is splat zombies, wander, and search for ever-dwindling supplies...

That is until two strangers roll into his town and invite him to join them in their journey to Canada: the last known civilization on Earth - a place free from the threat of zombies. With nothing better to do, and with a twinge of desperation, Jaime accepts.

This throws him into a wild adventure that can't seem to decide if it's a comedy, a tragedy, or both. Not everything is as it seems, and Jaime finds that there is much more than just zombies trying to prevent him from reaching Canada. 

Will the dream live on? Or will the horde just grow larger?

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This book is based off of the game Death Road To Canada. I played the game, recorded everything that happened as it happened, and used the resulting notes as the plot for this story. Everything here is as it happened in the game, save for some obvious character development and setting tweaks...

I am not affiliated with Death Road To Canada and do not claim to own their trademark. I just did this for fun, because I love the game. DR2C wrote the script, I wrote the book. 

Thank you for reading!
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