The Thing About Sneezing
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Complete Sun, Oct 21, 20185m
Ackdisns is an unfortunate bunny who lacks the talent of sneezing. It aspires to be a professional sneezer, but as everyone knows, you must first graduate from Hogfarts in order to accomplish that. Ackdisns is forced on a quest to find talent with the help of Chelsea and a tiny red kazoo.
The result of my friend and I texting each other a fill in the blank story pretty late at night.
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