The Beets off are Hart's, A Plastic Man x Jesus Novel.
Jesastic4Life
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Jesastic4Life
Ongoing, First published Oct 23, 2018
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Plastic man- He has no ears, his hair is rotted seaweed, and he was a flamboyant red lightning bolt painted on his chest?
Who? might you ask, in their right mind would have a red bolt on their chest. 
Well, Plastic Man isn't in his right mind. He has....clinical depression.
Now, join him, in his engaging adventures with engaging characters and engaging love affairs. This story's major plot twists and drama will be sure to engage you. Also if you're strictly catholic don't read this might offend you. Also if you just happen to be Jesus Christ, don't read this.
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