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Ongoing, First published Oct 23, 2018
Do you have an annoying friend, or a bully who keeps roasting you? Maybe you have s9me kind of jokes contest and need some help with it.

LOOK NO FURTHER

You gonna need some ice, water, sunscreen, and all of the above cause I'm gonna roast you SO hard!

(Yo Mama Jokes Included)
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