Jokes, Roasts, And Epic Comebacks | Get back at em BULLIES
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Do you have an annoying friend, or a bully who keeps roasting you? Maybe you have s9me kind of jokes contest and need some help with it.
LOOK NO FURTHER
You gonna need some ice, water, sunscreen, and all of the above cause I'm gonna roast you SO hard!
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