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Ridiculously Me
Some girls have normal teenage problems. Daniella Katamina has detention, a stolen police dog, a cousin who treats felonies like hobbies, and a chemistry partner who knows far too much about her. Danny's life is already ridiculous enough. Between eccentric classmates, disastrous school days, family drama, and her talent for turning ordinary situations into crime scenes, surviving high school should be her biggest concern. But when her reckless cousin Max arrives and drags her into a world of fake IDs, underground clubs, gang politics and suspiciously attractive trouble, Danny's carefully buried past begins clawing its way back. Two years ago, Danny walked away from a darker life and left behind the name Quinn. She thought that part of her was dead. She thought the worst night of her life was over. She thought she could hide behind sarcasm, chaos and pretending she was fine. She was wrong. Now dangerous men are searching for the girl with green eyes, old enemies are whispering her fake name, and Nate, the boy who keeps protecting her, may have his own reasons for getting close. As her missing father's secrets collide with her own, Danny is forced to face the truth she has spent years running from. Because some secrets don't stay buried. Some come back with a gun, a smile, and a name you never wanted to hear again. Ridiculously Me is a chaotic mystery-comedy packed with friendship, family drama, messy romance, crime, dangerous secrets, and one girl who really, really needs a normal week.Hoàn thành
Creepypasta Boyfriend Senarios
yeah i decided to republish even tho this shit is stupid. Enjoy i guess. or dont. i dont really care loll its marked complete but i might continue adding shit. who knowwwsssssssssssHoàn thành
OC Crackbook
Just my OCs being sillyHoàn thành
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♚ 𝐑𝐚𝐣𝐯𝐞𝐞𝐫 𝐒𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐡 𝐑𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐞 ♛ 𝐃𝐢𝐯𝐲𝐚 𝐀𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐥 ⋇✦⋇ "𝙍𝙚𝙢𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙨𝙖𝙧𝙚𝙚!" "𝙄__𝙄'𝙢 𝙨𝙤𝙧𝙧𝙮! 𝙄__𝙄 𝙘𝙖𝙣'𝙩 𝙙𝙤 𝙞𝙩!" "𝙄𝙛 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙙𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙩 𝙢𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙙𝙤 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙛𝙖𝙫𝙤𝙧 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙙𝙤 𝙞𝙩 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙨𝙚𝙡𝙛" ⋇✦⋇ "𝙎𝙞𝙜𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙨𝙚 𝙥𝙖𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙨 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙜𝙚𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙝𝙚𝙡𝙡 𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙤𝙛 𝙢𝙮 𝙡𝙞𝙛𝙚!" "𝘽__𝘽𝙪𝙩 𝙬𝙝𝙮 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙙𝙤𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙩𝙤 𝙢𝙚? 𝙒𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙢𝙮 𝙛𝙖𝙪𝙡𝙩?" "𝙔𝙤𝙪'𝙧𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙨𝙩 𝙥𝙖𝙧𝙩 𝙤𝙛 𝙢𝙮 𝙡𝙞𝙛𝙚. 𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙖𝙡𝙬𝙖𝙮𝙨 𝙧𝙚𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙙 𝙢𝙚 𝙢𝙮 𝙙𝙚𝙛𝙚𝙖𝙩, 𝙢𝙮 𝙞𝙣𝙘𝙖𝙥𝙖𝙗𝙞𝙡𝙞𝙩𝙮, 𝙢𝙮 𝙝𝙚𝙡𝙥𝙡𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙣𝙚𝙨𝙨! 𝘿𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙨𝙝𝙤𝙬 𝙢𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙛𝙖𝙘𝙚 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙖𝙜𝙖𝙞𝙣. 𝙄 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙝𝙖𝙩𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪!" "𝘽𝙪𝙩 𝙄 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙄'𝙡𝙡 𝙣𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙨𝙞𝙜𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙨𝙚!" ⋇✦⋇ #2 in torture #1 in forced #1 in royal #1 in innocent #1 in rude #1 in arrangedmarriage #1 in revenge #1 in vengeance #2 in torment #1 in possessive #1 in indianstory #1 in desi #1 in agegap #1 in billionaire #1 in businessman #1 in arrogant #1 in intimate #1 in forcedmarriage #14 in romanceHoàn thành
The Great AP Chemistry Notes
Using a note-taking method that 9/10 dentists approve of, I produced an entire set of notes for the Advanced Placement Chemistry class. With these, and a video on the 3 states of matter, the test was incredibly easy (i got a 4). --- Warning: pain, anime, innuendos, excessive swag, cussingHoàn thành
Cliché, Touché and Douche
{Completed - #12 highest} I was walking on a path all alone at midnight. I was just wondering around, until I saw a guy in a hoodie. He was beating the pulp out of another guy and one more man was on the ground, he was not moving. I gasped. 'Is he dead?' Or he can be unconscious, yeah 'el' he is just unconscious not dead. Duh! Who would kill a guy? As I was proceeding with my thoughts, that hoodie guy turned his face towards me. My heart had a mini heart attack. I turned my heels to the opposite direction and started to run. 'Run Ella, run for your life' was what my mind was screaming to me. I took turns without thinking, that guy was now following me and guess what? I took a wrong turn and which ended up being a dead end ' You are so dead' I thought. So, I started to think what I said last time to the people I love. 'Good night mom, love you.' to my mom, 'Stop annoying me! I'm going to bed.' to dad which also mean I love you, 'See you later Lu, love you!' to Luana. Okay my good bye says I love them all. Now I can die in peace. Granddad I'll meet you soon in the heaven, if you are there. I was still in my deep thoughts until I saw his silhouette. As, he get closer, my heart begin to race faster. I closed my eyes, until I heard him say "Ella?" O to the M to the G, this person actually knows me. I opened my one eye and saw him due to the small light hanging in that ally "Errrrr'ick!" I squeaked and mentally face palmed myself. Even at this state I'm calling him Errr'ick. "I'm sorry your highness, what can I do for you?" I squeaked again while trembling. The next second I heard his fits of laughter. He was rolling on the floor, actually rofling. I was glaring at him but I realised that I'm not in a position to glare. So, I made puppy dog face for him to spare my little life. He stopped but after seeing my face, he started to laugh again. He tried to say between his guffaws "You..... your face .....was epiccc!" He started to gasp for air and had tears in his eyes.Hoàn thành
Incorrect 5H & LM quotes (ft. My Favorite Boy Bands)
Just a bunch of dumb shit to laugh atHoàn thành
Kidnapped By Idiots (Rewritten)
Walking alone in the morning to get to my class. I didn't expect three things to happen: #1- I get kidnapped. #2- The people who kidnapped me are idiots #3- I get free tacos What could go wrong? Oh yeah... Everything. REWRITTEN VERSION OF KIDNAPPED BY IDIOTS - V1Hoàn thành
Some girls have normal teenage problems. Daniella Katamina has detention, a stolen police dog, a cousin who treats felonies like hobbies, and a chemistry partner who knows far too much about her. Danny's life is already ridiculous enough. Between eccentric classmates, disastrous school days, family drama, and her talent for turning ordinary situations into crime scenes, surviving high school should be her biggest concern. But when her reckless cousin Max arrives and drags her into a world of fake IDs, underground clubs, gang politics and suspiciously attractive trouble, Danny's carefully buried past begins clawing its way back. Two years ago, Danny walked away from a darker life and left behind the name Quinn. She thought that part of her was dead. She thought the worst night of her life was over. She thought she could hide behind sarcasm, chaos and pretending she was fine. She was wrong. Now dangerous men are searching for the girl with green eyes, old enemies are whispering her fake name, and Nate, the boy who keeps protecting her, may have his own reasons for getting close. As her missing father's secrets collide with her own, Danny is forced to face the truth she has spent years running from. Because some secrets don't stay buried. Some come back with a gun, a smile, and a name you never wanted to hear again. Ridiculously Me is a chaotic mystery-comedy packed with friendship, family drama, messy romance, crime, dangerous secrets, and one girl who really, really needs a normal week.
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