Dear Rose,
Don't tell DJ, cause he'll tear me a new one once he figures out that I'm going on another interview, but the prof literally called 'me'. How can I pass this up? The town's kinda weird, but I visited once for a weekend, and it seemed fine (yeah, I know, I lied then too, sue me), though... I guess I'll tell you when I get back. I'm saying please and shit, so don't tell DJ.
Sincerely, Ross
P.S Don't tell Robin either, they can't hold a secret better than a drunkard can hold a bottle.
And yeah, i'm gonna be swearing a bit, little bit of booze happens, racist bullshit is said by some ignorant douchebags, so yeah. Be wary, cause some assholes are gonna get OWNED.