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Just some quotes that I found online that I thought were hilarious so yeah have fun!All Rights Reserved

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The Substitute Has Awakened by Lay_In_Hell

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The Cheating Wife then, and the New Wife Now.... by Naruhina_yes

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Wendizzy's Writer Room by Wendizzy

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Pokémon x Reader by CrowBorn666

Just some adventures with your Pokémon! (This doesn't not include humanoid Pokémon. I find that a bit weird. (By that I mean a reader being shipped with a human Pikachu. Humanoid Pokémon like Gardevoir are fine))

မုန်းမာန်မဖွဲ့ by Spica-a

"ပြောလေ...ဘာလဲ..." 'ဟင်...' 'နင်ခေါ်တာလေ...' သီဟ အံသြနေသော်လည်း ငုဝါထွေး က ဘာမှမဖြစ်သလိုဖြင့် ခေါင်းပေါ်ကို ခေါင်းခု တင်ရင်း မေးငေါ့ပြသည်။ "ဟို...ဟိုဟာ...နင်...ရည်းစားမထားပါနဲ့လားဟာ..." "ထားပါဘူး..မရှိပါဘူး...ဘယ်သူဘာပြောလို့လဲ...အောင်ပိုင်ဖြိုးမလား..." "မဟုတ်ပါဘူး...ငါ ကြိုပြောထားတာ..." "ဘာဖြစ်လို့လဲ..." သီဟ ပြောရခက်သွားကာ ငုဝါထွေးကိုခဏကြည့်မိချိန် သူ့ရဲ့ မျက်လုံးတွေနဲ့ ဆုံမိတော့ ရင်ခုန်လာပြန်သည်။ "နင့်ကို ရည်းစား မထားစေချင်ဘူး..." "ငါလည်း မထားပါဘူး..ရှုပ်လို့..." ငုဝါထွေးက မျက်နှာရှုံ့မဲ့ပြီး ပြောတော့မှ သီဟ စိတ်သက်သာသွားကာ ပြုံး၍ခေါင်းညိတ်မိသည်။ ✦•······················•✦ ✦•······················•✦ "သုတ ပြောသလို နင်က အရူးမပဲ...သနားလို့ကို မရဘူး..ကလိမ်ကကျစ် အမြဲလုပ်တယ်...သီဟကတော့ ဖုန်းဆက်တိုင်း နင့်ကို မေးတယ်...နင်ကတော့ ဒီမှာ တခြားကောင်တွေနဲ့ အပေါင်းအသင

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