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There's been an Intergalactic War going on for years. The entire Galactic coalition vs one really, really, really, ticked off family. And the coalition is losing. There's one last attempt at forging peace, combining the Galaxy's top diplomats and a very tasty plate of freshly baked cookies. Hopefully it will all go well, or the end of the Universe might come a little quicker than anticipated.All Rights Reserved

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