THOT: The Bible Rewritten
THOTSUNITE
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  • Reads 238
  • Votes 4
  • Parts 2
  • Time 6m
THOTSUNITE
Ongoing, First published Oct 24, 2018
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Ever wondered how the bible would've been affected by our large mass of thots if it were to be written in modern-day thotland? Yeah, neither have I.
 So enjoy every page from the existing Bible translated into millennial language: THOT.

(This is not to intentionally harm or attack religious people or religion in general- this entire piece is for humour purposes only.)
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