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wattpad - more like wtfpad. (A Fail-Book)

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Reads 90
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SidneySidneySidney

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Wattpad is a place for creative writers. And for the people who aspire to be one. This book is filled with the stories of people who assault my eyes with their bad grammar and even worse story line mistakes which lack any kind of logic. Read the book of a desperate German girl who thinks she's clever enough to judge the writing of English native speakers. You won't be disappointed.All Rights Reserved

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Crossroads | ✓ by Mistalee_

Previously known as 'Booktrovert.' ________ Not all boys are cool, Hot, and can flirt like a pro. Most of them are lame, Stutter, take hours to master a quiff, Or even obsess over a certain sadistic anonymous writer on wattpad. But life isn't just food, guitar, lame jokes and wattpad. And crossroads in the name of a forgotten childhood friend, a strange wattpad writer and new friends might just be what Varun needs to learn the meaning of Life. Or probably not. ( writing descriptions are going to be the death of my nonexistent writing career ) Cover credit: @HalimaIfoy Image credit to owner #9 Humor Contains elements of Romance, Abuse and alcoholism. Read at your own discretion. #ProjectNobody #ProjectINDIA © copyright 2016- Please do not copy. All rights reserved.

Falling For Mister Nobody [COMPLETED] by Books_and_nerds

Have you ever wondered what more you could be missing when you have everything? Well, Michelle Reynold who is 17, a senior, blond and beautiful, have tons of money to buy whatever she desires, she has popularity in her school, she has amazing friends, and she even has a lifelong enemy. What more could you want, right? But, no. There's an empty void deep in her which just won't go away. And when she finds herself in front of a guy who's so not her type, the hole only increases. And now she aches for what she never thought she will. *** Running from the past was what Nobody did. Always. That's how he grew up and now in a new town with new people who are mostly rich and snobby, he doesn't fit. Neither does he want to. All he wants is to remain under the radar and get pass this year and then he'll the gone. But life doesn't usually go as we expect it to. It never does. And he has to make decisions along the way which will lead him to 'No more running'. Now when he got the glimpse of what it could be like to have someone there for him, he wants it. He craves it. But both of them are stubborn as hell in their own ways. There's going to be tons of fighting and arguments and lots of stolen heated glances and then there are toe-curling kisses. This journey is not going to be easy. Please join them and give your much-needed support. Thank you so much. Copyright@2016 Books_and_nerds I DO NOT OWN THE BOOK COVER OR ANY OF THE PICTURES IN THIS BOOK. "THANK YOU" !!!⚠️ Warning ⚠️!!! ➕ Strong language ➕ Cheesy much ➕Heated kissing scenes

PHOTOGRAPHY ENDED ME by Azikiwe01

A young photographer who comes across a mysterious and sinister camera, without knowing it holds within a supernatural power. If the owner of the camera photographs anyone, he or she that's in the photograph will die.

Trying Not To Love (COMPLETED) by Books_and_nerds

I stepped forward and asked, "Where do you want me?" It took me a second to realize what I just said. Shit! I placed a hand on my crimson face and muttered, "Get your head out of the gutter! You know what I meant." He laughed, his voice sounded hoarse and deep even when he's laughing. I peeked at him from the gap I made between my fingers. He was close. So close. He grabbed my hand and took me to the bed. Damn! It did sound sexy. His shirt was loose. Too large for me, and it hung on me like a cloth hung on a hanger. He sat on the bed, criss crossed and pulled me to him. ♡♡♡♡♡ The thing about love is... its unpredictable. Even when you don't want love, it just happens. Cassandra is your typical anti-social tomboy where Easton is your black leather jacket high school bad boy. Cassandra and her siblings arrive at Brinkley mansion hoping the year to get by quickly so they can be back with their dad. But then they meet Easton who has a different plan for them. The to-be sole heir of Brinkley Inc., rude, party lover, filled with nothing but rage for the invaders in his house, becomes determined to bring the truth out to world about his father by making the lives of Cassandra and her siblings living hell. Cassandra is not supposed to fall in love with someone like Easton who not only doesn't want her here but also isn't even available. Join these two teens in their journey to find what's right kind of love, or is there even a righteousness to love? ☆ Copyright 2020 @Books_and_nerds (DestinyK.) ADDED TO THE "LOVE, ACTUALLY" READING LIST BY YOUNG ADULT ON WATTPAD! _________ ☆ I DO NOT OWN THE BOOK IMAGE OR ANY OF THE PICTURES IN THIS BOOK. -THANK YOU ☆ I DID MAKE THE BOOK COVER MYSELF (THANKS TO CANVA) ☆ DO NOT copy my hard work. The rules just became more strict and WATTPAD polices are very clear about it.

DISCONTINUED by retroasian

Hannah Denver is funny, loud, a prankster, and a little odd. All her life, she was known as the weirdo that lives next to you, sits behind you in class, or the twin of Mr. Perfection. But, Hannah is also an achiever, and she won't stop at anything to finish what she started. There's just one problem, her next target is the Wattpad's hot list. In the beginning, Hannah's first story's are a complete mess, that don't even reach one read. The next, still none. And the rest of her other books, let's just say, Wattpad had to ask her to take it down... For special reasons. Almost giving up, she ends up bumping into the school's obnoxious, hunky, hot, sexy and all of the above, Bad Boy, Cole Bridge. Hannah immediately finds her inspiration, and decides to write her new book on their love- if you call stalking and trying to get some good juice out of him 'love'. But what if Cole knows about her little secret, and decides to take on a weird kind of revenge that could put her in danger? Well, you get a lot of late talks, gang fights, fandom and complete hate. Oh, what Hannah does to get on Wattpad's hot list.

The Saga by Padwatt2215

"Fuck you! Why are you even reading this description?! You are a irrelevant, incompetent piece of garbage, toilet paper. YOU'RE ALMOST AS idiotic as the person creating this bag of shit story! First off none of these chapters are gonna have correct punctuation, you won't know whats, what's, the fuck is going on! It's pointless the entire story, book, the entire App Wattpad is Pointless, You're gonna hate this story, you're gonna hate everything that's why I don't care About you're critics, you're critical analyzation of this shitty, piece of crap, shit stick of a story so read it, get off to it, idc alright that's, thats the description.

Edit like an Editor: A Wattpad Featured Guide ✔ by jgfairytales

*A WATTPAD FEATURED GUIDE* *Highest Ranking #5 in Non-Fiction's HOT List* *Ranked #1 in #how-to, #1 in #editor, #1 in #publishing, and #1 in #grammar* • Do you find yourself with too many typos? • Do grammar and spelling tools not always find your slip-ups? • Is English grammar just not your thing? • Are you a victim of writer's block? • Do your characters' personalities fall flat? • Is your dialogue boring? • Do you need help staying consistent with your points-of-view? • Are you struggling with choosing the best genre for your work? • Have you finished your first draft and don't know where to go from there? • Are you in the bulk of your revising stage and could use some guidance? jgfairytales has compiled this guidebook together through her experience as an editorial freelancer and Wattpad editor and critic. She knows what the Wattpad writer struggles with. She wants to help you learn how to avoid those slip-ups again, and she does so with easy-to-understand writing. Learn how to edit your work like an editor through these chapters full of detailed explanations, examples, guides, tips, and practice questions from yours truly. After reading this guidebook, you will walk away with an understanding of (American) English grammar and the confidence to comfortably edit your own work. The end goal for every writer is, of course, publication. jgfairytales even has a few tips for you to reach that goal and how to stay on track. jgfairytales has grown as an editor and critic from college courses, textbooks, guidebooks, editing and critiquing others' work, and editing her work. All references used will be cited, so you may also refer to them if you wish to. Copyright: All Rights Reserved by Jennifer Gioia Rowland © 2016-2018; © 2024 However, where credit is given, the copyright is (CC) Attribution-ShareAlike.

Challenge Accepted by linlou999

"Marek, don't do this. Keep your captainship. I'll tell the truth about what happened and we'll both be out of the deal." "But-" "I don't know what your doing, if you think this is going to win you attention or sympathy. Or maybe you are being a noble prat and doing as 'you should'. Plus, I don't mean anything to you. Never have, never will. So please, please, stop acting like I'm special. " "But you are." And then his voice cracked, and I cracked with it. ------------------------ She's sick of his arrogant ways, and the bragging. With her goal being to slap some sense into him, she makes a deal; they act like a couple in every sense of the word and the first one to fall in love? Loses. It's only when she realises he may not be such a terrible man after all that she doubts her ability to win. But what if the one thing she put on the line is the one thing she would die trying to protect? Will she allow a relationship to blossom under pressure from her past? **Disclaimer** The drawing in the cover isn't mine (but it was so pretty I used it anyway). If you know who it belongs to, tell me and I can give them the rightful credit. **Implication of sex and some minor bad language. Do not read unless mature enough.**

Disarming Dakota | ✓ by sumeyawrites

Why wasn't I moving anymore? I'd gone still, muddled as what I should do. My eyes swept up off my body and on to the boy, catching a breath in my throat when he smirked in my direction, flicking two fingers two in the air. "Hi," I read his lips. Helplessly, I become entangled in his soft spoken greeting, taking the first leap to the captivating boy in the corner. I decided he was beautiful enough to become my distraction. My own little addiction until I left the safety of the pretend world we were all playing make-believe in. --------- Right when Silvia Ellington is about to start her senior year, her mother decides to have her move in with her aloof father and his "perfect" family in California. She promises to be on her best behavior, and for the most part, she's able to keep her snappy attitude in check...until she ends up going to a party one chilly night. In the adolescent madness, she finds a tattooed boy named Dakota. He's ungodly tall and has crystal blue eyes that can sway any good girl to do bad things. When they first meet, he makes it his job to show that he doesn't like Silvia. And he's got reasons. All she has to do is disarm this bad boy and unlock the secrets he's keeping deep inside. Before they know it, Silvia and Dakota embark on an emotional roller-coaster of a relationship that is bound to ruin a few lives. But when Silvia's own secrets come knocking on her door, will it tear them apart or will love prevail? HIGHEST RANKING: #1 in Action #2 in Humor #2 in Teen Fiction #1 in Drama #8 in Romance

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Previously known as 'Booktrovert.' ________ Not all boys are cool, Hot, and can flirt like a pro. Most of them are lame, Stutter, take hours to master a quiff, Or even obsess over a certain sadistic anonymous writer on wattpad. But life isn't just food, guitar, lame jokes and wattpad. And crossroads in the name of a forgotten childhood friend, a strange wattpad writer and new friends might just be what Varun needs to learn the meaning of Life. Or probably not. ( writing descriptions are going to be the death of my nonexistent writing career ) Cover credit: @HalimaIfoy Image credit to owner #9 Humor Contains elements of Romance, Abuse and alcoholism. Read at your own discretion. #ProjectNobody #ProjectINDIA © copyright 2016- Please do not copy. All rights reserved.