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SidneySidneySidney

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Wattpad is a place for creative writers. And for the people who aspire to be one. This book is filled with the stories of people who assault my eyes with their bad grammar and even worse story line mistakes which lack any kind of logic. Read the book of a desperate German girl who thinks she's clever enough to judge the writing of English native speakers. You won't be disappointed.All Rights Reserved

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