A Book of Short Stories

"I knew I could never be rich, but I could never have guessed how far I would fall."

This is just another one of those countless short story compilations. We wrote these stories last year, and just suddenly decided: why not publish them? Most of these stories could be extended into a longer book, but we don't have any intention of doing that as of right now. So, for now, use your imagination to come up with an ending that you think is fitting for these stories. (Just a heads up, we wrote most of these when we were dead-tired, so they may not be all that good or be too quick for your liking)
So far, we have a story about the Great Depression, a Shakespearean play about a problem at a restaurant (with translations), a fantasy story about another world that goes awry, and a BL story about how opposites attract.
Enjoy!