Trick Ass Bitchery
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Last published Sun, Feb 10, 2019
//·Disclaimer·//
The title of this book should actually be:
"Mang being a Headass for 24+ Hours 7 days a weeks, except he doesn't update that often because the bitchass is a procrastinator"
See how I drag myself? #SelfAcceptance
Leave your Wigs at the door or be stubborn and proceed into this book just to have your Wig YEETED and your edges SNATCHED. your choice babes.
Be sure to bring your favourite mug because TEA will be SPILLED honey, best believe that.
//·WARNING·//
This book features a major disappointment to this world (It's me bitch).
The contents of this book includes but is not limited to:
·Me complaining
·Random rants
·Me giving excuses as to why I haven't updated
·Me being a Hoe
·My Crippling Depression
·Alot of not nice words
·Fresh baked memes
·Things you didn't need to know but will know
·Things that you will never be able to unsee
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