Trick Ass Bitchery
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//·Disclaimer·//
The title of this book should actually be:
"Mang being a Headass for 24+ Hours 7 days a weeks, except he doesn't update that often because the bitchass is a procrastinator"
See how I drag myself? #SelfAcceptance
Leave your Wigs at the door or be stubborn and proceed into this book just to have your Wig YEETED and your edges SNATCHED. your choice babes.
Be sure to bring your favourite mug because TEA will be SPILLED honey, best believe that.
//·WARNING·//
This book features a major disappointment to this world (It's me bitch).
The contents of this book includes but is not limited to:
·Me complaining
·Random rants
·Me giving excuses as to why I haven't updated
·Me being a Hoe
·My Crippling Depression
·Alot of not nice words
·Fresh baked memes
·Things you didn't need to know but will know
·Things that you will never be able to unsee
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Catastrophically Carla (Lesbian Story)
Ages 14+ (lesbian concepts and some profanity) This is not your everyday love story, okay? It's not a chick flick either. The events and themes within my pages have meaning, depth, truth-and most of all, reality. You are about to be taken on an adventure about a girl who's life is not like everybody else's. I look like a normal teen girl, I mean, I have hair and two eyes and two hands and feet like everybody else, but I couldn't feel more different. I have two moms, yes. Let's just get that out there before you start reading and close my diary like everyone in my life has shut me out of theirs. All I want is a normal life with normal friends who don't judge me because of my home situation. I don't even remember the last time I went on a sleepover or called somebody my age. I don't mean to be a downer, because it does get better. Life gets better. Struggles are only temporary, I know that now. And by my last words reach your eyes, I've come a long way, and have grown to see potential in myself. I'm sharing this with you because I want to make a difference. I know now that I'm not the only one in the world that feels alone. I've been there, done that, and there's more loneliness to come, but for now, I feel more prepared for it. I know how it feels to sit by yourself at lunch every day and how it feels to watch others go to prom with dates and feel like shit because you don't think you'd even have any friends to go with. Please ready my diary. I am much older now, and much more wiser, and I can't wait for you to realize the potential in yourself, too.Lengkap
Perfect Fate ✔ (Moved To Inkitt)
Wattpad Creator! Happy and proud. HIM: Staying the night? Not my thing. Hearts and flowers? Boring. Falling in love? Not anytime soon. Settling down? Off the table. Getting married? You're kidding me, right? That was me before the night we first met. Because, well, meeting a hot chick that made me hard just by looking at her was definitely not in my plans when I sneaked out of a woman's apartment after what was already a long night. Taking her home and getting her a chocolate cake, though, was kind of intentional. But falling for her? Boy, that was pretty much inevitable. HER: He came out of nowhere, literally. I was there, sitting on that bench, barefoot and crying and just getting my heart broken in peace and silence. Then he appeared, all mad and furious and sexy and tall and just drool-worthy! And just like that, despite my poor attempts of escaping him, he had me wrapped in his world. A crazy yet heart-fluttering world, that I have absolutely no intentions of leaving anytime soon. ------- Character development is a main theme in this book. It shows you how they both work on changing for the better, while trying to overcome the obstacles in their relationship and fight for each other till the end. ** Warning!! Some chapters contain sexual scenes, but there's always a warning at the head of the chapter. Do not read them if you're under 18.** * Also, please beware that this story contains a lot of swearing. Read at your own risk. * **I don't own any photos used in this book. All are found on the internet for public use.** Highest Rankings: Sexy - #1 Love - #1 General Fiction - #41 Romance - #46 ------ ** Copyright © 2014 by Fanoshka Flippo (Farah Fekry). All rights reserved. No part of this document may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording, or otherwise, without prior written permission of Fanoshka Flippo / Farah Fekry. **Lengkap
Beautifully Flawed
He knew me so well and as if by telepathy he always knew when to show up. He always seemed to be right there when I needed someone. There were so many reasons I loved this boy. Even though he had a hundred and one questions, he never pestered me about it. He had always left that door open for me to walk through and I was always sure that he would be on the other side waiting for me. He always had his arms wide open for me run back to when I felt lost. He always left the breadcrumbs for me to find my way back to him - back home - and realizing this right now, I made a decision. ****** After a terrible heartbreak, Jimin is finding himself again. He has a job that he loves,friends who care for him and unconditional love from his main - his mother. He wants to find love again. He longs to be wanted and to feel loved again. Strings of fate lead him towards an unexpected path. Jungkook is starting over in a new city. Wanting to spread his wings and fly, he moves to Seoul. Everything is perfect. Well, almost everything. From the moment he sets his eyes on a silver haired boy, he knows he is done for. He evokes emotions in him that he cannot explain. Find out how they reconnect and curve out their own love story. Sometimes fate resembles a fruit tree in winter. Who would think that those branches would turn green again and blossom, but we hope it, we know it. --------- I will have a warning at the beginning of chapters that contain smut. Mostly fluff, little angst and lots of sweet romantic moments as well as friendship moments. ----------Lengkap
𝘚𝘦𝘭𝘧𝘪𝘴𝘩 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘚𝘦𝘭𝘧𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴 ~𝖩𝗂𝗄𝗈𝗈𝗄~
~ 𝗃𝗂𝗄𝗈𝗈𝗄 𝖿𝖺𝗇-𝖿𝗂𝖼𝗍𝗂𝗈𝗇 ~ "𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝖘𝖊𝖑𝖋𝖎𝖘𝖍 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝖘𝖊𝖑𝖋𝖑𝖊𝖘𝖘" 𝘐 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘶𝘴𝘬𝘪𝘭𝘺 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒈𝒉𝒍𝒚 𝘮𝘺 𝘦𝘺𝘦𝘴 𝒅𝒂𝒓𝒌𝒆𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝘢𝘴 𝘐 𝒈𝒍𝒂𝒓𝒆𝒅 𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘪𝘮 "𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦, 𝕴'𝖑𝖑 𝖇𝖊 𝖘𝖊𝖑𝖋𝖎𝖘𝖍" 𝘐 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝖑𝖆𝖘𝖙 𝖙𝖎𝖒𝖊 "𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘢 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘨𝘦𝘥𝘺 𝘪𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝖘𝖊𝖑𝖋𝖎𝖘𝖍 𝘸𝘦𝘢𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘴𝘬 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝒗𝒊𝒄𝒕𝒊𝒎, 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝓈𝑒𝓁𝒻𝓁𝑒𝓈𝓈 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘱𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘴 𝒗𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒂𝒊𝒏𝒔." -English isn't my first language, so sorry in advance for any grammar mistakes- -This is also the first fan fiction I've ever written, and I'm open to any feedback :) - -Get cozy, grab some tea, and brace yourself for the ultimate thrilling rollercoaster ride of emotions ;) - 𝑻𝑾: This book contains themes of 𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟-𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐦, 𝐬𝐮𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐝𝐞 and 𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞 that may be distressing to some readers. Please proceed with caution and take care of your well-being- SN: Please remember to vote by lightning up the star on the bottom of every chapter you liked and feel free to comment your thoughts and feelings about the story <333 WARNING: I don't own any pictures, all credit goes to the rightful owners, but I edited the book cover
I Liked Blue Better
[OLD] [NOT MEANT TO ROMANTICIZE DEPRESSION OR MENTAL ILLNESS. SIMPLY A TROPE.] Tom isn't your average teen. But then again, what makes a teen average? His family is broken, his mental health is slowly declining, and he's faced questioning his sexuality. Often left to sit in his bed on his phone most of the day, his reasons to live were slowly declining. Tom thought it was better this way. It was better to not disturb anyone, to wear the same clothes over and over, and to stay boring. All, of course, until Tom met him. Updates every Friday. Maybe more days if I'm not busy or I'm motivated to do so. ⚠️ TW ⚠️ -boyxboy (shouldn't be a warning smh) -suicidal thoughts -self harm (cutting, etc) -no smut, probably fluff though -throwing up I didn't take the photo in the cover. I only added the text. This story does have a happy ending, because I also realized how much of an impact reading angst stories without one has on me. I also just want it to end well, and you probably do as well. Good luck reading, and thank you in advance.Lengkap![The CEO is my roommate [BL]](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/261961922-256-k532357.jpg)
The CEO is my roommate [BL]
Life has always been the same. Eat. Sleep. Work. Repeat. All this while, it has been a hustle. I thought that finally I can take a breather. Until.....(door bell ringing) I open the door and look at the guy standing there. He gave me a smile. He walked into my house like he owns it. But along with him, he brought fun, problems, danger, weapons, more work, tasty food and last but not the least love. My life had a new dimension with his entry. Solving problems was something I enjoyed, but this was a bit too hectic. And along the way I discover new things about this uninvited roommate of mine. This guy is freaking rich and doesn't even work but I always had my suspicion that he is a gangster. I just need to prove that as I solve all the mysteries that I am facing every day. At the end I finally find out who he is. He is thE NEXT HEIR AND THE CEO OF THE COMPANY I WORK AT ? HOW DID THIS HAPPEN ? You love someone not knowing who they are completely. But can you continue to love them after you find out the truth ? Find out if Joshua can still love Elijah after all that Elijah brought into Joshua's life. I don't know if the story is as interesting as it sounds, but it is good. Please do give it a read.Lengkap
❝ 𝓢𝓮𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓭 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱 𝓵𝓸𝓿𝓮 ❞
❝ I hope you remembered my name, since you'll be screaming it later. ❞ Jk ❝ F*CK off ~ You'r just a pain in my ass. ❞ Tae ❝ If I'm a pain in your ass... We can just add more lubricant... yeah ( smirking) ❞ Jk . . A story where two childhood friends become strangers and opt for different life paths. But destiny has different plans for them . let's see how they protect each other from their living hell and SEALED their life WITH LOVE.... . . ❝Always remember jungkook. It's our life and we are the painters of it. It's in our hands how we want to paint it. ❞ Tae kissed his forehead. ❝We shouldn't let others affect our life.❞ ❝Tae.... Before I was blessed with you, my life was black&white. You painted my life with so many colours. You made me realise that black, No matter how painful and dark, Is a colour too.❞ Jungkook confessed. Best Rankings:- #1🥇 - Twisted (6 april ,2024 ) #1🥇 - switchvkook (29 April,2024) #1🥇 - weeklyupdates (14 May,2024) #1🥇 - switchtaekook (7 oct, 2024) #1🥇 - blessed (25 feb, 2025) #2🥈- btsjungkook (16 feb, 2025) #2🥈 - wippedtaekook (8 April, 2024 ) #2🥈 - dailyupdates (24 April,2024) #2🥈 - btsminyoongi (4 Sept, 2024) #3🥉 - mafiatae (1 april , 2024) #3🥉 - fanfiction (6 feb, 2025)Lengkap
Read the title. ⚠️ STORIES MAY INCLUDE DARK HUMOUR/JOKES, SMUT, SHIPS AND MANY OTHER SHIT I PUT IN MY STORIES! ⚠️ Do note that the idols depicted in my stories are NOT associated with them in real life. They are mostly estimations with those I have an idea for the perfect character trope or they're just random character tropes which is mostly used by idols I don't know much about but placed them in anyways. Lisa Manoban, for example, used to be a K-pop idol I didn't know. So I made her a big bully that breaks and rips other idols' toys or plushies. She's considered the "family friend's daughter that everyone are scared of" trope and I had this trope ever since I was new to Blackpink and I still use it since I found it quite funny and everyone seems to enjoy (well hate since that was the whole point of her character) her character and stories/scenes that has her in it. Also, thanks so much for 3k and 125k in my other book!
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