The Really Big Nose
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Daphne is a vaudeville performer in Dawson City, Canada, and she happens to have an incredibly big nose. Dawson City, home of the 1898 Klondike gold rush is virtually a living museum, and Daphne's job is to re-enact the wild and crazy days of times gone by. But her nose gets in the way of everything, causing uproarious laughter from the crowds. However, the question arises: Is Daphne's nose really her nose?
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