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Hey, Jerk! (BaekSoo MPreg) [ON-GOING]
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Last published Fri, Oct 26, 2018
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"Hey, Jerk!" I shouted furiously at him. Patuloy ko siyang hinabol
"Who the fuck did you call 'jerk', Kyungsoo?" Baekhyun faced me, his face all red from all the embarassment because of the students staring at us.
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"I'm pregnant and you're the fucking father, you jerk!"
Natigilan siya.
"You're kidding me. Boys can't be pregnant," Sabi niya sa'kin at tinalikuran ako saka siya nagpatuloy lumakad pabalik sa mga kaibigan niya.
That jerk. I'm gonna fucking hunt you.
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"Hey, Jerk! (BaekSoo)" © CreepyNerdyBaby_
Date Started: October 26, 2018
Date Finished: xxx/xxx/xxxx
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