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- LECTURAS 44
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- Partes 6
Auf der dösigen Seite der Nacht geht's hoch her. Ranzler Runzler Pellkartoffel kurbelt den Wurmschuggel an, da Soja und die anderen Jetis immer größere Konkurrenz auf dem Markt werden. Währenddessen beschäftigt sich der allseits bekannte Hahn Solo zusammen mit ChupaChup, dem WokaWodka, lieber mit dem eher unbekannten Hühnerschmuggel.
Lucky und Leier Weihwasser begleiten die beiden, doch bald muss sich Lucky von den dreinen trennen um dem Dart Champion Dart Leader im größten Dartturnier von Naduu(?) die Stirn zu bieten.
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Diese Geschichte spielt außerhalb aller Handlungen der Star Wars Filme / Bücher und ist eine absolute Parodie bzw. FanFiction.
!Achtung Spoiler können enthalten sein!
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