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The Comedian Who Likes Hummus | ON HOLD

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Reads 145
Votes 6
Parts 3
Time 7m

"The title sums it up, really." 

"Ummm, no it doesn't. It just says that you like hummus."

"Well, what else do you need to know?"

"The story maybe...?"

"Fine...

Aphrodite is a comedian who likes hummus. She met one of those rare beautiful species-"

"You met an ice-cream tree?!" 

"No! Nonononononono. No. I met... I met.. THE ONE AND ONLY -drum roll please- THEO JAMES!"

"He ain't a ice-cream tree. I'm out of  here."All Rights Reserved

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Secret feelings

Aphrodite is 24 years old and is in love with her childhood best friend. Her best friend doesn't even know she feels the same way about him. One day he kisses her as a "mistake" causing her to block him on everything and runaway from him. She knew that he never would betray the same feelings but he did. After finally speaking after months of not talking to eachother he finally tells her how he feels about her. Does Aph give him a chance or does she move on and find love in her other friend?