The Comedian Who Likes Hummus | ON HOLD

"The title sums it up, really."

"Ummm, no it doesn't. It just says that you like hummus."

"Well, what else do you need to know?"

"The story maybe...?"

"Fine...

Aphrodite is a comedian who likes hummus. She met one of those rare beautiful species-"

"You met an ice-cream tree?!"

"No! Nonononononono. No. I met... I met.. THE ONE AND ONLY -drum roll please- THEO JAMES!"

"He ain't a ice-cream tree. I'm out of here."