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The Short Memoirs of a Totally Random and Even More Useless British Teenager

SneverusSnapers

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Parts 11
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SneverusSnapers

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HEY, YOU!! Yeah, you! Have you ever wanted to see "SMEE!!!" the musical? Be chased by a Hellhorse? Out-maths a P.E. teacher? Say "hello potato ice cream" in Welsh? Well, neither did I - but here's how it all happened anyway. #memoirmonthAll Rights Reserved

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New York City (JeffMads) by velvetqisses

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The Island Princess (Edmund Pevensie x Reader) by edmundswifie

EDMUND X READER "Edmund, I... I like you" I confessed. Fiddling with my fingers. My eyes were looking at everything. Anything. Anything but him. "I just wanted to know how... how you feel... what you feel about... me. Us." It was silent for a few moments. I finally looked at him to find out why he was so quiet. The moment my eyes landed on his face, I was able to see his expression. He had the biggest smile and his cheeks were red. Like red red. "Y/N," He said my name. That alone made me feel butterflies. He chuckled, "You really are clueless." Edmund stood up and took my hands. He stood me up gently. We were now standing in front of each other with the sunset behind us, hitting the right features. Our eyes were fixated on each other. "This whole time," he said, "did you not even have one passing thought that I maybe have liked you too?" I blushed. Redder than cherries. "I never got to think about it" I answered. "Why?" "Because," he said as he cupped my chin gently, "I like you too." You, move into a new town in England and meet the four Pevensies. You accidentally enter an enchanting new world you've never been to. ALL CHARACTERS BELONG TO DISNEY. I DONT KNOW HOW THIS WORKS BUT THE CHARACTERS AND NARNIA BELONG TO DISNEY. THE STORY BELONG TO ME.

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Queen Elizabeth the Courageous by AmericanCowGirl19

"You're so beautiful" He whispered, the both of them shocked that he actually said it to her in the voice he had said in it. He didn't regret it one bit though, he wanted her to know that he liked her, liked her more than a friend. "I bet there are more beautiful women Finnchley " She whispered to him and he shook his head weaving his fingers into her hair and through it before putting his hand on her cheek. "I never paid attention to any of the women in Finnchley" He whispered to her. "None of them ever caught my attention" She looked at him with a smile on his face. She couldn't take it anymore and reached up kissing him. He was shocked but kissed her back without hesitation. She smiled widely wrapping her arms around his neck as his arms went around her waist.~~~~Peter Pevensie Love Story, Narnia This is fanfiction. I only own Elizabeth and other original characters and her plot. The rest goes towards the creators and directors of Narnia.

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Warrior of Narnia [~Peter Pevensie x Reader~] by shortJayWritesstuff

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-Complete - (y/n) - Your name (y/l) - Your last name (h/c) - Hair colour (e/c) - Eye colour (y/i) - Your initials I know it's probably way to late to do a Chronicles of Narnia fanfic story but I just recently started watching Narnia again. After not seeing it in years I got inspired to do a x reader story and I had planned out everything that was gonna happen just while watching it, that's how much I wanted to do this story. Peter was my 'crush' of this movie growing up so it will be your name x his, the whole story will start with The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe and then lead into Prince Caspian. Please give my story a go and I hope you enjoy it xx