13 parts Ongoing "What the hel- in the world is this?!"
"I tried cooking, mommy! I made noodles for you!"
"Jin! You're too young to be cooking!"
"So you're not going to eat my noodles?"
"No, Jin, don't start cryin- I'll eat your noodles, okay?"
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"What do you mean you threw Jimin off the stairs?!"
"You kept saying Jimin is an angel, and angels can fly, so I had to test it out."
"YOONGI!"
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"Look, mommy! I dance!"
"Very good, Hobi, maybe we'll enroll you in dance classes when you get olde- WATCH OUT FOR THE FLOWER POT!"
"Owie..."
"Are you alright, Hobi?!!"
"I hurt hand..."
"Maybe...you shouldn't dance in the living room..."
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"You know how we get the feeling of 'this has happened before', well, here is my theory, we are living the same life on a loop, and when we get that feeling, we're just remembering the time when it happened in the past loop."
"How'd you even make that up, Namjoon?"
"Eh, I just get these thoughts sometimes, thought I should share them."
"Good lord, I won't be able to sleep today."
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"Jimin! What'd you do to Gguk?!"
"He looks liwke coconut! So I dwaw coconut on his face!"
"With a permanent marker?! Where'd you even get that from?!"
"Yoongi hyung give me!"
*sigh*
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"Tae! Why are all of your plushies cut in half?!"
"dey vewy bad plushie! Dey no fluffy! So I give punishment!"
"If they're not fun for you, you should give them to your brothers! Not cut them in half!"
"But no one liwke dem!"
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"Gguk! What are you eati- IS THAT AN ERASER?!"
"Yesh, mommy! It vewy yummy!"
"You shouldn't eat an eraser, Gguk! Spit it out!"
"No! It yummy!"
"Gguk!"
"Lemme eat ewasew, mommy!"
"No, Gguk, its not something you eat."
"Ggukie angwy."
*sigh*
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Welcome, welcome, dear guests, to The House Of 흥탄소년단!
A BTS fanfiction where all the seven boys are biological brothers! Follow their adventures as they grow up.
