Jason Jokes From NK's Freddy Mind
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Last published Fri, Nov 2, 2018
Jason will see nothing but his mommy crying in her death
Jason can go somewhere and go back to sir in his camp crystal like and wait to see what Freddy is planning to do to him while he's crying about his mommy head
NK and Freddy strip Jason of his momma boy depictions
ah! get outta here hockey puck..ill shove this machete in your sockets so far, you'll see your dead mommy and other dark things of the unimaginable bitch!
hockey puck! every time I see a Jason mask.
ahhh get that Jason mask away from me I don't wanna see mommas boy
Leslie's Jason jokes:
Jason can shove his machete up his ass and then kill Freddy with it later
yo mama is so ugly that Jason ran away from her because it made him think of his dead mother
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