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Plain Genius
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Pride-X
Ongoing, First published Oct 30, 2018
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Well,time to try comedy. Can I make jokes as good as the stars? Probably not,but I can still try. So,let's see if any of these can crack you or your friends up enough to actually smile. Know what,that's asking for too much. How about a smirk...I guess? I don't know. Think you can take the cringe? Let's see you last through THIS!
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" aww, how kind. Is this your way of getting another proof that I am a criminal so that you can put me in prison. Because, if that is the goal, you guys fucking suck at it " I snapped. In one swift moment, Alex grabbed me by my arm and gripped it" you will do as I say or else.. " "What? Or else what? Throw me in prison? Shatter my life. Let's get one thing straight here, I am lethal just as much as you guys are, I will fucking ruin your life for all the crimes that you have done. If I am going down, then each and every one of you are going down. You think I don't know anything about you all? You think your walls are made of stone that no one can enter? Well, news flash, Alex I know how you are a shallow person behind this rude persona of yours. I know the exact reason why Rowling broke up with you. Want me to reveal each and every one of your secrets and make your life miserable than it already is?... " Alex slowly removed his hand".. That's what I thought. Now shut up and fuck off" I said and took my hot chocolate and walked away.

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