Tonkey and The Man (Ghost Elephant)

There once was a man. His name and age was not important for anyone to know, all that you need to know is that he had a pet turtle. It's thick mane always flapped in the wind whenever the man rode him-- Wait, oh it was a horse.

This was just some random story I started doing because we were suppose to make a short story in school for one of my classes. Of course I didn't finish it in time, but I was having fun with it. Making these random things happening and still making it somewhat of a story that had meaning, I wanted to continue it until I was finished. while I made it quite a bit longer than what my teacher wanted us to do, it's still a very short story you can read in about three or so minutes. It started off as me going for something that didn't make sense, but I felt like I wrapped it up nicely at the end so that might make up for it.
I'll say now that not all the jokes are mine, I use the name Tonkey the Elephant from the Sword Art Online novels by Reki Kawahara, and the entire introduction is basically taken out of the No Game No Life novels by Yuu Kamiya. And some stuff is based on one of the Two More Eggs short animations. The cover is some Your Lie in April art that I got on an app, and doesn't really have anything to do with the story. I picked it because I liked it. And the starting idea was me thinking I wanted to see exactly what the story was behind Ghost Turtle, a "suppose-to-be" horror movie from Gravity Falls. As I said, this was just for fun, but if you do read this and enjoy something about it, tell me. I could might use the info and I'd like to know.