The Turd Monster
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Last published Tue, Oct 30, 2018
One day, a girl named Anne went to a dark cave looking for materials for her broken treehouse. And she smelled something stinky. Turns out, she was next to a big, tall monster made out of poop. Read the book to find out what happens next!
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