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Uma dupla de dois hobbits

SamuelDECastroSantan

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Reads 80
Votes 1
Parts 5
Time 6m

SamuelDECastroSantan

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Jairsinho Bolsão e Markinhos Felizi são dois hobbits conservadores que moram juntos e pregam a palavra do Senhor Deus Salvador de Tudo e de Todos, mas, ao visitar uma vila um tanto quanto diferentes, precisam conter seus próprios impulsos para não caírem no pecado.

Uma sátira delirante e irresponsável.

Deixe seu ódio nos comentários, por gentileza.All Rights Reserved

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cutie . uraraka ochako ✔︎ by DDEATHWISH-

❝ we 'd have to hold hands though ! ❞ ✧ in which you, mienai y/n, fall head over heels for the sweetest girl you've ever met, your best friend, uraraka ochako! 𝐔𝐑𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐊𝐀 𝐎𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐊𝐎. -♡ 𝐗 𝐅𝐄𝐌𝐀𝐋𝐄 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑 ✧ 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐒. 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐋𝐄𝐓𝐄 ✧ 𝐁𝐍𝐇𝐀. 𝐇𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐊𝐎𝐒𝐇𝐈 𝐊𝐎𝐇𝐄𝐈 ✧ 𝐏𝐋𝐎𝐓 , 𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐏𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐒. 𝐃𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐖𝐈𝐒𝐇- ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ HOMOPHOBIC LANGUAGE/SLUR WARNING !!

Arranged to the Mafia King by YOLOwriting101

"I do." Smiling the fake smile I've come to perfect in the last year, I nod as I take hold of the mans hands I have to marry. My nails that I've managed to grow out as weapons digging into his palms, his eyes narrowing at me but his smile doesn't falter. "I do." Two, three years ago I would've never believed that I'd be standing here. You could've been from the future driving a flying car and I still probably not believed you. Has my life truly come to this? Marrying a sicko named Gideon King. A man that has now taken hold of his father's dangerous group, because of marrying me. Me marrying him just tripled how truly dangerous he is... "You may kiss the bride." With him leaning towards me I pressed my finger onto his lips. Causing gasps and his eyes becoming daggers as I tried not to roll my eyes. "Why ruin the sweet moment with a small kiss when it's obvious I want more? Don't want to...cause a scene." I smooth, some laughing and Gideon smirking. With him still coming towards me, his lips rested on my earlobe and his hands gripped my waist tightly. Making me wish I could knee him in the balls, but the last time I did that his crazy bodyguards almost crushed me to death. "Nice save. So you wanna be like that? Du wirst es bereuen." ( You'll regret it ) He hissed, making me wish he didn't know my language of German.

Magnet (Hetalia x Reader) by burgersnscones

You just left your hometown in order to attend a university in London, England for an entire year. You can't wait for Europe and all the adventures that await you. What happens when your red string of fate ends up getting tangled with different people's? "I can't help it. No matter how hard I try I can never get you out my head. Even when I try to get away I always end up coming back. I'm drawn to you like a magnet" DISCLAIMER: I do not own Hetalia or any of its characters. They belong to the Awesome Himaruya. I also don't own the photos I use in each chapter-- they belong to their rightful owners. Book cover was created by me using the following images: *Hands retrieved from: https://www.google.com.ph/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwiW9eS_3OzUAhXMHZQKHRrKAFQQjRwIBw&url=http%3A%2F%2Flariisinfoworld.blogspot.com%2F&psig=AFQjCNG3d6A2liWsostkXt55nN5VK-vGqQ&ust=1499157885139002 *Butterfly retrieved from: www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?https://www.google.com.ph/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwji-o6E8eLUAhWHT7wKHYkmATEQjRwIBw&url=https://www.carstickers.com/Butterfly_Car_Stickers_and_Decals.php&psig=AFQjCNF86VEgxOYtq52V6LWgxv_hWpCRGQ&ust=1498819803692852

Bind to Earth. Alpha by oluna15

Three personalities, two worlds, different goals but one fate, band to be bonded. ~•~•~•~ Deep in the oblivion of existence in the fairest and craziest realm man could ever imagine, deep behind the conspiracy theory a world exists. A world responsible for the existence of the humanoid beast, men knew today. They were well alive and real, not savage as they think but they walked among humans. And Oxias was one particular one among many. The kingdom was named after a warrior who had come about the hierarchy of the throne. MT Solasovia. Oxias was the cruelest king in the kingdoms, his rule was without end, blood was shed homes were destroyed yet the people got victory and fame, they were giants among their neighbors, he has made them, their wrath-filled king nothing but a kid. Oxias having been cast from his kingdom for his cruelty, his hands and legs binned with a silvery bracelet made from the river of tears in the heart of MT Solasovia. His incredible powers not only as a werewolf and alpha but also as a hybrid of the two other species were held within. He promised a return after the curse is broken and the punishment is well served. But he never promised to be any different rather he planned a vengeful return. Not until he came across the most pathetic humans he had ever seen on earth, different genders but similar in nature. and it occurred to him to use them and dispose of their remains. But things began to change after he confronts the humans he thought were pathetic but had hidden personalities much to his dismay.

Creature (Minecraft YouTuber AU) by enchantedreadshere

As the trees and its land slowly burn down by he deadly purple acid, a man that was watching from afar shivered at this sight. This has been going on for ages, and the creature hasn't been stopped. If they didn't stop the thing on time, everything they knew, everything they have ever known. Every building ever created, every world that has been generated, would be gone. The man looked towards his companion, or was he, his companion? His friend has been acting a bit strange, acting anything but not himself. The man took a deep breath and sighed. He looked towards the man with a stern face, gripping onto his iron sword. "Are you sure, you aren't, It?" His friend looked back at him, and chuckled coldly in response. "You know me, buddy, I wouldn't let It get to me." On the next day, the man's friend was gone. So was the other. *Narrating will get better the more you read* *COMPLETE* (YouTubers au, based on the actual ******** world. More and more YouTubers will appear, some will get mentioned, some will appear once, and some will not, and if you're a youtuber reading this, please don't read this cause uhhh, it's not good. There will be no cursing in this! So don't expect any curses. Please do not take this seriously. Only used to entertain fans.) Story cover by my very good friend in real life @zerinieee

playaholic | mha textfic x reader by theonlyp34r1

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His Companion [ Hazbin Hotel X Reader ] by TheodoreQuartz0001

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❝ we 'd have to hold hands though ! ❞ ✧ in which you, mienai y/n, fall head over heels for the sweetest girl you've ever met, your best friend, uraraka ochako! 𝐔𝐑𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐊𝐀 𝐎𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐊𝐎. -♡ 𝐗 𝐅𝐄𝐌𝐀𝐋𝐄 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑 ✧ 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐒. 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐋𝐄𝐓𝐄 ✧ 𝐁𝐍𝐇𝐀. 𝐇𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐊𝐎𝐒𝐇𝐈 𝐊𝐎𝐇𝐄𝐈 ✧ 𝐏𝐋𝐎𝐓 , 𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐏𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐒. 𝐃𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐖𝐈𝐒𝐇- ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ HOMOPHOBIC LANGUAGE/SLUR WARNING !!