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Uma dupla de dois hobbits

SamuelDECastroSantan

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Parts 5
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Reads 80
Votes 1
Parts 5
Time 6m

SamuelDECastroSantan

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Jairsinho Bolsão e Markinhos Felizi são dois hobbits conservadores que moram juntos e pregam a palavra do Senhor Deus Salvador de Tudo e de Todos, mas, ao visitar uma vila um tanto quanto diferentes, precisam conter seus próprios impulsos para não caírem no pecado.

Uma sátira delirante e irresponsável.

Deixe seu ódio nos comentários, por gentileza.All Rights Reserved

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