Uma dupla de dois hobbits
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Jairsinho Bolsão e Markinhos Felizi são dois hobbits conservadores que moram juntos e pregam a palavra do Senhor Deus Salvador de Tudo e de Todos, mas, ao visitar uma vila um tanto quanto diferentes, precisam conter seus próprios impulsos para não caírem no pecado.
Uma sátira delirante e irresponsável.
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