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Don't mind me (South Park)

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Parts 15
Time 1h 16m

The-safeword-is-Bird

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I'm BACK, beautiful people! Been too long! I was supposed to do this ages ago! 
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When new rules pass about the 'danger' of some arguably very stupidly chosen things, the most distraught people in South Park start a rebellion to get their life back into their hands instead of quite honestly disillusioned people shielding them from the outside world. But whenever they try, they end up just getting further away and frustration can be seen in everyone. 
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Yes I thought this through, no I won't apologise for anything.All Rights Reserved

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To the Capitol by OutsideTheDistricts

My friends and I role play a lot in this website called chatzy.com. We have this whole world mapped out based on the Hunger Games. We live in two mansions. One is the main mansion, where we all used to live until it got really crowded, and then there is the second mansion, which is by a waterfall, just a ten minute walk away. There's also a tree house, but only Gracie and Andrea live there. Most of us have super powers. I mean, if the Capitol can make mutts, surely we can give ourselves super powers. Gracie has black wings, Talia has super speed, Chris has super strength, Derrick and Cameron can make themselves invisible. Brendan can't get hurt or feel pain. We all have issues here. Sierra doesn't talk. Andrea has scars on her face. Chris is a germaphobe. Gracie was once anorexic. Cameron was once an assassin. We all have reasons for running away from the districts and the Capitol, but we've all found sanctuary here. We've defended our home for so long. Now it is time to start fighting back.

~FAILING IN REVERSE~ (spanking story) by AnnieBeeMe

𝕱𝖆𝖎𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖎𝖓 𝕽𝖊𝖛𝖊𝖗𝖘𝖊~~~ 🅦🅐🅡🅝🅘🅝🅖-🅘🅝🅢🅔🅡🅣 🅡🅔🅐🅓🅔🅡 🅢🅣🅞🅡🅨 🅐🅑🅞🅤🅣 🅢🅟🅐🅝🅚🅘🅝🅖- \\ł₣ ɎØɄ ₩₳₦₮ ₮Ø (ØⱤ ₳ⱤɆ Ø₭₳Ɏ ₩ł₮Ⱨ) ł₥₳₲ł₦ł₦₲ ɎØɄⱤ₴ɆⱠ₣ ₲Ɇ₮₮ł₦₲ ₴₱₳₦₭ɆĐ, ₮ⱧɆ₦ ₮Ⱨł₴ ฿ØØ₭ ł₴ ₣ØⱤ ɎØɄ.// ~~~~~ "How can the state just let some rando dude and his wife use corporal punishment on me? I can't sit straight now because of it. Isn't that illegal in the U.S.?" -MC (Y/N) "Well, I'll tell you what-they have been a trusted resource in the professional guardianship and behavioral rehab program for years-in a time when very few people want to step up and help in this field. Besides that, corporal punishment is still a way of life for many people, even schools in the U.S. What I'm saying is you're stuck with them, so deal with it. Maybe if you actually did as you were told, you wouldn't be needing your backside paddled." -Mr. Chase Chevy, the Case Worker "𝕋𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕚𝕤 𝕤𝕦𝕔𝕙 𝕓𝕦𝕝𝕝𝕤𝕙𝕚𝕥." ~~~~~ You have just turned 18-years-old, freshly graduated from juvie for auto theft and drug dealing. Now you're out, and you need to start over (from nothing) until your case worker gives you the option to reside with professional parents. Good luck! ~You are 𝓻𝓸𝔂𝓪𝓵𝓵𝔂 screwed~ (loosely based on the TV show concept of "World's Strictest Parents") ~~trigger warnings galore~~ ^spanking ^abuse by mentors and others ^verbal harshness ^substance use ^bullying ^angst ^comfort ^realism ^drama ^NOT a feel good book but it does give you feels ^very likely some smut in the later chapters 🚨🚨ATTENTION READERS🚨🚨 This book does NOT give healthy examples of relationships. Make note of this as you read. I write this for my own therapy.

Elira by JunoSol543

Elira is on the run from a dark force that's been pursuing him from ages. When he is nearly captured by these people, horrifying truths are revealed and his entire world shifts. Will he be able to confront his fears and stop this unknown entity or die trying? - This is a story that's full of angst and takes some dark turns (at least I hope so), Elira goes by El, Ells, and Elli, as well as some fake names. He is at least somewhat aware of us, the reader, and acknowledges us often, that's why he takes explains things with oddly, making a comment or two about how he should've known you wouldn't know that thing. Idk I thought it'd be interesting. And by interesting I mean a chance to absolutely horrify you and gouge your heart out :DDD! But yeah I hope y'all enjoy, best of luck.

🄼🅈 🅂🅃🄾🅁🅈 by latrina05

A heretic comes into town to visit an old friend but instead she gets roped up in the Scooby Doo gang problems to stop the original family, meanwhile a certain hybrid catch an interest of her and will do whatever it takes to win her over P.S-I will also be putting the dates on there so you'll know what day it happened and if you get confused don't be afraid to comment on it and I'll explain to you of what's going on Also if I make a mistake comment on it so I can fix it so it'll be easier for me to find it, you won't be hurting my feelings and for the people who do read it and say they don't like it I don't need you commenting on it saying you don't like it, just scroll to a next story and keep your negative opinions to yourself Or you will be blocked I had this issue before with one of my other stories [you have been warned]

-ʟɪɢʜᴛɴɪɴɢ- // South Park // Hiatus by SATU4N__

⚠️NOT FOR KIDS⚠️ Y/n L/n the cousin of Bebe Stevens is in an emo rock band called 'Lightning'. The young woman decides to do a small gig in a town that goes by 'South Park'. The town has had a lot of not-so-good opinions from outsiders, with them being known as a "quiet little pissant town", an "out-of-date and out-of-touch white trash town", and an "old-fashioned, inbred, podunk town". So you can only assume the other members were not too excited about the whole experience, but anything to make their singer happy. What will happen to the Five adults during their stay in the town? ♫♪.ılılıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llılılı.♫♪ South Park x Female Emo Reader ♫♪.ılılıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llılılı.♫♪ On my profile in conversations, I'll have a link to my Spotify account with a couple of playlists, there will be five playlists for each of the band members and one other character's music tastes, The vibe for this story, and the type of music they play. each will be approximately five hours long. ♫♪.ılılıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llılılı.♫♪ 🎉THANK YOU AND ENJOY🎉 ♫♪.ılılıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llılılı.♫♪ ⚠️ WARNINGS⚠️ ALL CHARACTERS ARE 18+ HARSH LANGUAGE SEXUAL THEMES MENTIONS OF SUICIDE MENTION OF ABUSE MENTION OF ALCOHOL ABUSE PARTYING/DRUG USE (don't do drugs☝🏻) ♫♪.ılılıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llılılı.♫♪ RANKINGS #15 - Kansas #2 - readerxsouthpark #3 - bebestevens

Bealy's Story by niquad

A Kill Bill Vol.1 & 2 FanFict. When everything is said and done, the game finishes, tensions will begin to settle down and life goes back to normal. But what if every little mishap or slip up that happens along the way, doesn't get pushed aside. Instead it gets blown back in your face. I've witnessed this kind of blown up in the past, and it's not easy to deal with or get over. Maybe if I knew sooner, I probably know what to do. But as for this moment, I'm just gonna do me. Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters except my own. All creative rights to the original characters/storylines from previous works of Kill Bill belong to it's original creator(s).

BROKEN HOPE (Broken Redemption Book 2) by ArianaClarkAuthor

I was so damn naive it's no wonder I've ended up here. Kidnapped by the man who promised me forever, just as I'd begun to understand the depths of his betrayal. It's a sad truth I didn't marry my husband for love. I married him for the life he promised to provide, and if I'm honest with myself, I married him in hopes one day he'd fill the void Lucas-my first love-left behind. Now after so many years, they're both back. And in my desperation to feel loved, to be wanted and chosen I've walked straight into this trap. All because I forgot life's harshest lesson... I'm not enough. No matter how much or how fiercely I love, the choice will never be me. Especially now. Surrounded by danger and at the mercy of my husband's enemies, I'm forced to face one final bit of truth. Much like love, hope is for the weak. I was a fool to believe in the vows and promises they made.

Life In a Shell (UNEDITED) by anonymous_Kit-Kat

Life was so much easier as a kid, no worry in the world, just live in the moment. The older I got, the more I realized I was almost living in a Shell, a shell of my own problems. My life seemed to fall apart every single time I was happy.it was like everything I touched, died inside and turned to dust. I am Cally... Cally Rose. I never thought my life would turn out this way , especially since I had very little recollection of what happened to me. All I was told was people in this world, lie, use,hurt, bully, hate and resent. But you know the saying... It's all fun and games... Until someone gets hurt. ~~~~IMPORTANT~~~~~~ ***This story deals with amnesia and mental health. In more detail this story deals with the recovery of depression, suicide, self harm, amnesia, bullying , relationships and divorce. ***ALTHOUGH THE THEME OF THIS STORY IS RECOVERY FROM SUCH SITUATIONS, IT DOES NOT FEATURE GRAPHIC DESCRIPTIONS OR IMAGES OF SUCH TOPICS! WHEN SUCH TOPICS HAVE BEEN REFERENCED OR LIGHTLY SPOKEN ABOUT, IT HAS BEEN FILTERED TO ENSURE AGE APPROPRIATE AND SAFE CHAPTERS. CHAPTERS IN WHICH AREAS MAY BE SENSITIVE , HAVE BEEN GIVEN A NOTICE BEFORE HAND. ******* Colab Series : Book 1 COPYRIGHTS TO : @anonymous_kit-Kat NO PLAGIARISM

Universal Inconstants: The Christmas DLC by LeBlueDragon

A continuation of Universal Inconstants, also created by me. Without context, this story will be confusing, so please read the original first. This is more of a slow burn than the first, but toward the end things pick up... tragically ;) Also, contrary to the first book, there is a suicide warning for this DLC. Please be aware. It's been a year since Corey Schaeffer found themself in the world of South Park, now able to travel between this universe and their own. Christmas time is coming up quickly, and all is well. Or... is it? I have no clue who made this art. If somebody knows, please let me know so I can credit this amazing person!

(South Park Kenny x Reader) by gh0stbucket

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To the Capitol

My friends and I role play a lot in this website called chatzy.com. We have this whole world mapped out based on the Hunger Games. We live in two mansions. One is the main mansion, where we all used to live until it got really crowded, and then there is the second mansion, which is by a waterfall, just a ten minute walk away. There's also a tree house, but only Gracie and Andrea live there. Most of us have super powers. I mean, if the Capitol can make mutts, surely we can give ourselves super powers. Gracie has black wings, Talia has super speed, Chris has super strength, Derrick and Cameron can make themselves invisible. Brendan can't get hurt or feel pain. We all have issues here. Sierra doesn't talk. Andrea has scars on her face. Chris is a germaphobe. Gracie was once anorexic. Cameron was once an assassin. We all have reasons for running away from the districts and the Capitol, but we've all found sanctuary here. We've defended our home for so long. Now it is time to start fighting back.