#SHIT@SOPSAYS - Fables for the Improvement of the Extremely Online
32 parts Complete THE grand Defign in the Nurture of Children, is to make them Strong, Hardy, Healthy, Virtuous, Wife, and Happy ; and thefe good Purposes are-- tl;dr read these things and stop being an ass maybe? Look, they're short.
Randomly-selected fables ripping off James Thurber and Weird Twitter in equal measure. One a day. All May. Bonus to follow.
(cover image: from an illustration by Arthur Rackham for Vernon Jones' Aesop, 1912 (public domain))