I have done a bad thing

Most stories start with the main character introducing themselves. So here goes. My name is Chloe Cooper and I have a perfect life. I have loving friends, I have all the boys falling to my knee's, I have rich parents, I am the most popular girl at Penfield high, and above all, I have the most sexiest, loving boyfriend in the world. He buys me sweet things, takes me on sweet dates, and he makes all the girls swoon when he passes by. So you see, my life is perfect. All the boys want to date me, and all the girls want to be me.

Okay, I lied.

Let's start over. My name is Chloe Cooper. I am the most awkward person you will ever meet. I have no friends (apparently I'm really weird to everyone), my parents are not rich, boys rarely acnoledge me, I certainly do not have a boyfriend whatsoever, and I am a big fat nerd. Oh, and I have done a bad thing; a really bad thing

Yes, I, Chloe Cooper, straight-A nerd who couldn't even hurt a fly, have done a bad thing. And trust me, its not pretty.