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Reads 185
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Parts 6

JadeNeedsToChill

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Once upon a time, a wild animal, that walked on two of it's four feet appeared. And that's where it all started. World War, BTS armys, homophobic people, Kidnappers, ten years old writing lemons, One Direction fanfics...

So here I am now, to expose the truth behind this dark world and roast some marshmellows!


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Basically, as my friends know, I hate most humans, so this book is literally gonna be a list of people that make me wanna polish their brains and faces. With bleach and a wood cutter.


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×× Idea: @/Peacholetta ××


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