Numb: Rem x Male! Reader (ONESHOT)

5 years after Light's death...
L wasn't the reason for Misa's death, so Rem lived. She went into hiding to save Misa's life until a new owner picked up the Death Note...
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DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN DEATH NOTE, ITS MUSIC, THE COVER PHOTO, NOR ANY HISTORICAL CONSPIRACY THEORIES...
I do own your actions for this story, though *smiles evilly*
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I have never written a story with a male reader, so I apologize in advance if this is not how the male race thinks.