Sue's World Order

She's young, energetic, full of love, and she's just landed an internship with the all-powerful secret organization controlling the world from the shadows.

When cheerful high school student Sue Harper miraculously gets a perfect score on the SAT, she is recruited by a government agent and, before she even has any clue what's happening, she winds up as an intern within the shadowy, all-powerful organization known as the Illuminati, where she is tasked with helping administer the day-to-day operation of the world. However, she soon learns that this job can be bleak and boring, and it doesn't help that the Illuminati is completely dysfunctional thanks to the constant disagreements and bickering of its innermost members. But with her obliviously positive attitude, she tries to use her new position to make the world a better place, along the way dodging the suspicions of her obsessive conspiracy theorist boyfriend and befriending her unusual coworkers.

[Actual cover coming eventually, I hope.]