[FINISHED] "How do you do, lover boy?" "Oh m a m a," Johnny smirked, "You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me." "That's a new one," The Mona Lisa giggled, "Got anymore?" "I lost my number, can I have yours?" A story in which a cop falls in love at first sight with the Mona Lisa, not knowing "he" is actually an extremely gay cross dresser.