Draco and Harry are out on a date, and their housemates are determined to stop anyone from interrupting. What do they do if someone tries? They tackle them. And when Voldemort appears on the scene, he arrives at a very strange sight. The cover is a screenshot of where I got this idea from. More information inside. Set during fourth year. Drarry. Crack fic. May contain some things that don't make sense. Hidden, sexual jokes. Maybe some swearing? ••• I hate to ask this of you guys, but anyone who's reading this, can you please go report @Cathy_cath19? They have stolen this story and are claiming it as their own. ••• @Cathy_cath19's story has been removed ❤️