peasants and men

What would you do if you knew there were Dick head Sharpy sharp with shocking habits near the ones you love?

20-year-old Cara lives a nonexistent life with her Sound Friend, Janny, in Athlone.

However, the bitch's life is turned upside down when she goes to a Club party in Whoville where there are Dick head Sharpy sharp that like to fuck each other.

This bitch, Cara is shocked by this revelation and does not want Sharpy sharp to fuck each other anymore.

Certain that she's doing the right thing, she goes home and gets herself some Knives and Fluffy Potatoes, then returns to Whoville.

However, Cara finds herself troubled by her nonexistent ideals and becomes overwhelmed with moral questions. Will her conscience allow her to do whatever is needed to stop the Dick head Sharpy sharp?
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