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I Survived The Chocolate Banana

Slay_The_Voice_

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Reads 807
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Parts 41
Time 2h 44m

Slay_The_Voice_

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#NaNoWriMo 
National November Writing Month 
Starring The Game & Black Barbie 
 * DISCLAIMER *
This is a work of fiction and a pure likeness to a couple who considers themselves to be street smart , but gentle. This novel is not to desplict them as loose or behaving in a way unbeknown ing to them. As a matter of fact he loves P.U.S.S.Y and she loves D.I.C.KAll Rights Reserved

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