A Dimwitts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse
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Last published Sat, Nov 10, 2018
My friend and I ended up in a zombie apocalypse somehow. Magic we assume since the weapons we have also use magic. Pretty crazy right? This is our journal of the entire adventure.
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This is not my story, I'm simply publishing it for a friend, please keep that in mind.
P.S. Biggest reason is that he has no access to the internet so he sends me the story via text. He wants people to read it and enjoy his efforts.
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