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This is a Poem, this type of poem is known as a nonsense poem, well I never tried the humor 'genre' and I can bet how much I suck at it too. 

But hey," you have to try things to see  wether it will work for you too, today 21/05/2014 Wednesday evening at my Local Library,Emma Purshouse,Jane Seabourne and Win Saha, told me to try a bit of humor in my poetry  I met the three -poets today and they gave me some tips Especially Emma's Poems was the most humorous and together they are the funny women.

Emma's Poems had me in stitches and laughter through the whole two hours of my meeting so I took Emma's and Win Saha's advice. PLEASE votes,likes comments and follows too. leave your thoughts below in the comment box! :)

I'm trying out the humor genre I took  their advice and tips and I am now in a Writers group which does both poetry and writing too. 

Written on 21 May 2014 (Wednesday)All Rights Reserved

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