A Crabby Life (NaNoWriMo 2018)

"Everyone may not be as socially crippled as I am but they also don't know how to draw memes on sticky notes during class lectures while trying to act invested in the Most Boring Lecture on the planet."
- Crabbs (A Crabby Life)

Being a sad, lonely, untalented piece of ass must be hard but not as hard as being a sad, lonely, untalented piece of ass who thinks they're not a sad, lonely, untalented piece of ass. This is a story of coming to terms with your own mortality, your own dumbness and your own mediocrity.