Warning: [This Novel Does not take itself seriously. Some times it will. But this is for Laughs, so have fun.]
Michael lived his live with the [Dodge Everything] curse. Then God removed it for just a second causing his death. Now he is a Black Mage in another world and Earth. Using his comical behavior, smarts, and magic he will live his life.
Here's part of chapter 1
Hi, my name is Michael and I dodged everything in my life. The cops, the FBI, also when I dropped the soap, my harem too, which COULD HAVE HAPPENED. But sadly I dodged that incidentally too. But there was one thing that I couldn't dodge. That was Truck-kun. Yea the guy who reincarnates all those main characters in the light novels, yea that guy. But ya know, what maybe Truck-kun is a female, can't assume gender. If so, then Truck-chan is without a doubt a yandere. Whelp I got raped by that yandere Truck-chan you could say. Damn, my life ended by a yandere Truck. "WHAT THE FUCK, WHY COULDN'T I DODGE!!!" shouted Michael into the white nothingness.
Highest rank:
Reincarnation ~ 69
Partners ~ 6
Godly~ 9
A typical nobody, a boy, living his life to the fullest while he can. 22, a good and 'loved-by-all' intern. His life was going all well until when he comes to an encounter with death.
He seems to be aware of his death and soon finds himself in a new body. Wait, of a girl. He sees a system lingering over his head all the time that tells him he's an archangel and that the system is god.
Now he has to abandon his previous, comfortable life to start anew. He has to abide by the system to get stronger, he has no choice since otherwise, he won't be able to survive.
What (s)he doesn't know is that the last stage of the system is what the system calls itself.
[Credits to the owner of the picture in the cover.]