MARIA JUANA

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Parts 14
Time 21m

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Introduction
Wait should we note who is who with like C and M or no will they just figure it out
Hello and welcome to whatever the hell this is - C

HI EVERYONE - M

okay SO this is our story about three friends, a high school party, and oregano - C

This came into this world one day when we were both bored at (insert the name because idk anymore)'s house and we decided to write a story with a random prompt, switching authors every few lines. This is the result. (and it is ongoing because we have no lives). Is this the part where we introduce ourselves? Well anyways I guess I'm Meinu which is bitch in Japanese because whoop-dee-doo I am admittedly a bitch. Wait that sounds really unfriendly oh no. Oh well, no turning back now! - M

Yeah that's basically the backstory, I'm Chisana which is "little" in Japanese because I'm short and I have little experience with anything - C

TOGETHER WE ARE LITTLE BITCHES. FUCK YEAH - M

YEAH BASICALLY - C

yeah we are very good friends and this is basically the entirety of our friendship dynamic lmao
ONTO THE STORY HOES, BUCKLE UP. Also, those are not our real names, obviously. - M

Actual Description:
Oregano, a run-in with the police, two awkward teenage boys, and their edgy classmate. A recipe for disaster.
Note:  The story starts out with the first two lines written by C, switches to M, then back to C after a few, and so on. You can eventually tell the difference.All Rights Reserved

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