I Don't Do Dates

Whane: "How about dinner? Have a dinner with me then to call it even."

Yara: "No."

Whane: "Why?"

Yara: "I don't do dates."

Whane: "It's a dinner. I'm absolutely sure I did mention dinner not date."

Yara: "It's the same for me."

Whane: "Okay so how about 'Lets eat something'?"

Yara: "No."

Whane: "May I ask why? Again?"

Yara: "Eating means you're having dinner, lunch, breakfast and such so it's just the same for me. And honestly I'm way too full to eat something more."

Whane: "You're logical reasoning is something."

Yara: "So I've been told."